tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51233618591963540032024-02-20T07:46:53.111-05:00The Thought ExhibitThe place for some quick thoughts as they hit me throughout the day.Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-46141553020145895192010-07-01T08:45:00.001-04:002010-07-01T08:45:46.982-04:00Goals<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">My goal is to stay sane the rest of the day. Am I setting my sights to low</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">…</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">or too high?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-81628669988620259812010-06-17T16:46:00.001-04:002010-06-17T16:46:45.614-04:00Eye Drops<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">They should only come out when the bottle is squeezed. *</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><B></B></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><B><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">wiping forehead</FONT></B></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">*</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-5920957020384879572009-12-23T16:01:00.001-05:002009-12-23T16:01:05.631-05:00Geniuses<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><A NAME=""><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">You know how some geniuses are absent minded? I think that</FONT></SPAN></A><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">s me.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-74213078392701054842009-09-29T13:56:00.001-04:002009-09-29T13:56:28.924-04:00Zomibe<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Mindless work is still work.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-51149561291447553832009-08-11T12:52:00.001-04:002009-08-11T12:52:05.490-04:00Texting<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">If you</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">re sent an invitation via text, it is perfectly acceptable to decline via text.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-61514316438815438992009-06-10T09:26:00.001-04:002009-06-10T09:26:29.275-04:00Banana Phone<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-21202654826406632222009-06-10T09:20:00.001-04:002009-06-10T09:20:36.135-04:00Trouble<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-81496447578092347142009-06-01T09:32:00.001-04:002009-06-01T09:32:20.119-04:00Estimatating<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">W</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">hen</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial"> you ask someone to wait</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"> <FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">two seconds,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial"> you</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">re setting yourself up for failure.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-3796129065212097002009-05-26T15:02:00.001-04:002009-05-26T15:02:04.442-04:00Rollin', rollin', rollin'<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I really haven</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">t been Rickrolled in a while</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">…</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-42061441477788972252009-05-26T11:45:00.001-04:002009-05-26T11:45:53.009-04:00Runaway!<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">It</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">s funny how little kids take off from their parents although they have no idea where they</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">re heading.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-75564013652594018672009-04-24T09:36:00.001-04:002009-04-24T09:36:07.862-04:00Toilets<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I don</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">t like those toilets that, when you flush them, splash up droplets onto the toilet seat.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial"> That</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">s poor design.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-52477885292295540782009-03-25T10:59:00.000-04:002009-03-25T11:00:08.098-04:00Babies<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Why is it everyone makes over a baby like they</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">ve never seen one before?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-3428730398829824942009-03-20T08:40:00.002-04:002009-03-20T08:41:01.545-04:00Oh, No<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Today may be the day my head explodes!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-48977218285679855492009-03-20T08:40:00.001-04:002009-03-20T08:40:41.097-04:00Squirrel Crossing<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">m glad the squirrel used the crosswalk this morning. S Main Street can get pretty busy!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-45611186383422115532009-02-05T12:50:00.001-05:002009-02-05T12:50:41.181-05:00Celebration<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I should grow a beard for Abraham Lincoln</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">s birthday.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-68580476719605035042009-02-05T12:44:00.001-05:002009-02-05T12:44:03.428-05:00Snacks<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">100 Calorie snack bags might be good</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">…</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">if you</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">re a bird.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-79596880170905718902009-01-24T11:46:00.001-05:002009-01-24T11:46:13.766-05:00My MorningBrush with PreviDent 5000, scrape the tongue, floss the teeth, rinse with ACT Restoring, apply MI Paste Plus with calcium and fluoride.<br> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-84624333805117189592009-01-22T16:09:00.001-05:002009-01-22T16:09:55.591-05:00I Am A Man!I used a two-ton floor jack to replace my broken seven inch bed lift.<br> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-74561571752202536772009-01-04T12:38:00.001-05:002009-01-04T12:38:42.918-05:00Police OfficersI wonder if police officers get frustrated constantly driving behind people who are driving the speed limit.<br> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-32279465528417448002009-01-03T12:46:00.001-05:002009-01-03T12:46:57.607-05:00SpeedI added Formula 2 to my Formula 1 car. Now it runs twice as fast.<br> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-52698632067564292552008-12-31T11:26:00.001-05:002008-12-31T11:26:08.749-05:00Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">You wouldn</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">t even know if you were the last person on earth. How could you?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-25364788285784188092008-11-19T15:09:00.000-05:002008-11-19T15:41:58.139-05:00Bureaucracy<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Bureaucracy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial"></FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"> <FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">stifles life.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-64391896413023510412008-11-03T11:11:00.001-05:002008-11-03T11:11:40.376-05:00Fred or Rick<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Do people named Frederick every go by Rick instead of Fred?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-36038108576888880042008-10-28T11:33:00.001-04:002008-10-28T11:33:07.911-04:00Fluids<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I don</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">t think snot itself has DNA, but I could be wrong.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5123361859196354003.post-39650409551887336432008-10-28T11:32:00.001-04:002008-10-28T11:32:38.600-04:00Judgement<!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Yes, I mentally judge you when you are still 8 feet away from me, but are overpowering me with raunchy</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"> <FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">cigarette</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial"></FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"> <FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">smell. I</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">m sorry, and</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"> <FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I’</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">m trying to do better.</FONT></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN><SPAN LANG="en-us"></SPAN></P> Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11179506648863991857noreply@blogger.com0