The Thought Exhibit

Goals

2010-07-01T08:45:00.001-04:00

My goal is to stay sane the rest of the day. Am I setting my sights to low…or too high?

Eye Drops

2010-06-17T16:46:00.001-04:00

They should only come out when the bottle is squeezed. *wiping forehead*

Geniuses

2009-12-23T16:01:00.001-05:00

You know how some geniuses are absent minded? I think that’s me.

Zomibe

2009-09-29T13:56:00.001-04:00

Mindless work is still work.

Texting

2009-08-11T12:52:00.001-04:00

If you’re sent an invitation via text, it is perfectly acceptable to decline via text.

Banana Phone

2009-06-10T09:26:00.001-04:00

Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?

Trouble

2009-06-10T09:20:00.001-04:00

Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?

Estimatating

2009-06-01T09:32:00.001-04:00

When you ask someone to wait “two seconds,” you’re setting yourself up for failure.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

2009-05-26T15:02:00.001-04:00

I really haven’t been Rickrolled in a while…

Runaway!

2009-05-26T11:45:00.001-04:00

It’s funny how little kids take off from their parents although they have no idea where they’re heading.

Toilets

2009-04-24T09:36:00.001-04:00

I don’t like those toilets that, when you flush them, splash up droplets onto the toilet seat. That’s poor design.

Babies

2009-03-25T10:59:00.000-04:00

Why is it everyone makes over a baby like they’ve never seen one before?

Oh, No

2009-03-20T08:40:00.002-04:00

Today may be the day my head explodes!

Squirrel Crossing

2009-03-20T08:40:00.001-04:00

I’m glad the squirrel used the crosswalk this morning. S Main Street can get pretty busy!

Celebration

2009-02-05T12:50:00.001-05:00

I should grow a beard for Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.

Snacks

2009-02-05T12:44:00.001-05:00

100 Calorie snack bags might be good…if you’re a bird.

My Morning

2009-01-24T11:46:00.001-05:00

Brush with PreviDent 5000, scrape the tongue, floss the teeth, rinse with ACT Restoring, apply MI Paste Plus with calcium and fluoride.

I Am A Man!

2009-01-22T16:09:00.001-05:00

I used a two-ton floor jack to replace my broken seven inch bed lift.

Police Officers

2009-01-04T12:38:00.001-05:00

I wonder if police officers get frustrated constantly driving behind people who are driving the speed limit.

Speed

2009-01-03T12:46:00.001-05:00

I added Formula 2 to my Formula 1 car. Now it runs twice as fast.

Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights

2008-12-31T11:26:00.001-05:00

You wouldn’t even know if you were the last person on earth. How could you?

Bureaucracy

2008-11-19T15:09:00.000-05:00

Bureaucracy stifles life.

Fred or Rick

2008-11-03T11:11:00.001-05:00

Do people named Frederick every go by Rick instead of Fred?

Fluids

2008-10-28T11:33:00.001-04:00

I don’t think snot itself has DNA, but I could be wrong.

Judgement

2008-10-28T11:32:00.001-04:00

Yes, I mentally judge you when you are still 8 feet away from me, but are overpowering me with raunchy cigarette smell. I’m sorry, and I’m trying to do better.

Eden

2008-10-17T06:39:00.001-04:00

I wonder if Adam and Eve had to sleep.

Regeneration

2008-10-10T16:44:00.001-04:00

I just found a gummy worm in my bag. I wonder if I dropped a piece in yesterday and it grew overnight.

Debate

2008-10-10T06:58:00.001-04:00

I'm so bad at arguing, I couldn't convince someone of something they already wholeheartedly believed in.

Cool

2008-10-08T07:50:00.001-04:00

This morning on the way to work I was behind a small, green car with the license plate KNG KUPA.

Question of the Day

2008-09-20T17:22:00.001-04:00

What doesn't Firefox automatic spellchecker recognize contractions?

Belfast

2008-09-20T08:07:00.001-04:00

The Mr Paperback cafe has wireless internet. Sweet.

Strange

2008-09-19T09:11:00.001-04:00

Tell me, again, why I keep Kryptonite in my office…

Sleep

2008-09-11T15:19:00.001-04:00

I need more than 4 hours a night.

Happy Birthday!

2008-09-11T08:35:00.001-04:00

To Eric of RLI Solutions and Brick Labs.

Weight

2008-09-11T08:01:00.001-04:00

I hadn't checked me weight in a while. I've lost 5 lbs. Sweet.

To End Confusion

2008-09-10T18:17:00.001-04:00

Now might be the time to get rid of pronouns.

Fiction

2008-09-10T14:39:00.000-04:00

I’m not exactly R.A. Salvatore.

Reentering the Real World

2008-09-08T06:36:00.001-04:00

It's only been a few days off, but I feel out of touch with the working world already.

Road Trip

2008-08-30T10:29:00.001-04:00

We're heading to Belfast today, as that is where my wife's clinicals will be held. We have no idea where the hospital is. Should be fun.

They Call Me the Count

2008-08-28T06:56:00.001-04:00

Six. Six bluejays out back of the house around the tree with the bird feeder this morning.

Too Much Planning?

2008-08-26T11:00:00.001-04:00

I usually plan my bedtime snacks much earlier in the day.

Effort

2008-08-20T17:21:00.000-04:00

Some people put so much effort into not working that they should just get a job.

I Really Have Use the Bathroom

2008-08-19T12:10:00.002-04:00

My shoes are wet and drying in front of the heater. My socks are dry. I have to use the bathroom, but don’t want to get my feet wet again.

I Could Be Wrong

2008-08-18T16:27:00.001-04:00

I Could Be Wrong

I think mimes set their own hours.

Who Decides?

2008-08-18T16:17:00.001-04:00

Who Decides?

Who says eagles are more majestic than houseflies? Who gets to decide these things?

There's No Going Back

2008-08-18T12:32:00.001-04:00

There's No Going Back

Once you tell someone how you really feel about something, you shouldn’t pretend thereafter that you feel any differently.

The Bathroom Sink

2008-08-15T07:02:00.002-04:00

Is unclogged. Thank you Google, About.com, duct tape, and plunger.

Wonder

2008-08-14T15:19:00.001-04:00

I wonder why those people are moving. And I wonder why they left a pink folding chair in their driveway.

Inadequate Memory

2008-08-14T10:42:00.001-04:00

Inadequate Memory

I can only remember the gist of conversations from just last night. Why can’t I remember specifics?

It's almost lunch time

2008-08-11T12:48:00.001-04:00

It's almost lunch time

I should really stop munching on sugary orange slices.

I Rule

2008-08-11T12:46:00.001-04:00

I Rule

Astigmatism occurs when the cornea is shaped more like an oblong football than a spherical baseball, which is the normal shape.

Mountain Dew Splatters

2008-08-11T08:20:00.001-04:00

Mountain Dew Splatters

Hey! Watch that pull tab!

Infectious Drool

2008-08-06T16:18:00.001-04:00

Infectious Drool

Is a great name for a band.

M&Ms

2008-08-06T11:14:00.001-04:00

M&Ms

Peanut M&Ms are fell beasts, responding only to the lashing of the tongue and the grinding of the teeth.

Peanut Butter

2008-08-06T09:48:00.001-04:00

Peanut Butter

Apparently Brewer is utterly devoid of PB delivery services. Eric will live.

We Rolled To A Stop at the Intersection

2008-08-04T06:06:00.002-04:00

And all the students on the bus started chanting "One way street! One way street!"

Animal Crackers

2008-08-02T11:51:00.003-04:00

I'm so full of animal crackers that if I burped right now, a zebra would probably come out.

Keep Walking

2008-08-01T15:22:00.000-04:00

I hate making assumptions about people walking down the sidewalk.

Themes

2008-08-01T13:58:00.002-04:00

The central theme of any modern fantasy life scenario seems to be not having to work.

The punishment for disobedience strikes again.

I'm Hearing Voices

2008-08-01T13:51:00.002-04:00

It’s difficult to distinguish young boy from young girl voices.

Life's Questions

2008-08-01T12:31:00.002-04:00

What do you swallow if you think you"re choking on bread?

Parody

2008-07-31T16:08:00.000-04:00

Parody

You fell victim to one of the classicly quoted movies. The most famous is: "The Princess Bride" But, only slightly less well known is this: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail!”

(Ni)

Metrics

2008-07-31T14:52:00.001-04:00

Metrics

Converting from time to decimals is dumb.

Also

2008-07-31T12:19:00.001-04:00

Also

I’m parked across the median from “T-A”. I shall say no more.

Harassment?

2008-07-31T09:13:00.001-04:00

Harassment?

I never feel quite comfortable coming into work and parking next to the BMW with the license plate “SHAGBAG.”

Titles

2008-07-30T18:52:00.001-04:00

Titles

Why is my title “Patient Representative”? I don’t represent the patients. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly told that I represent the hospital…

That Wouldn't Have Worked

2008-07-30T17:57:00.001-04:00

That Wouldn't Have Worked

There was a call in tonight, so I had to stay late. Either way, I miss most of the sun on this, the only sunny day of the week.

Missed Opportunity

2008-07-30T11:18:00.001-04:00

Missed Opportunity

If I would have known how nice the weather was going to be today, I would have come to work early so I could get out early.

Computer Clean-Up

2008-07-30T09:09:00.001-04:00

Computer Clean-Up

I need to brush up on my clean up skills. Specifically, memory hogging applications, spyware/viruses/Trojans/etc, and registry clean up. To start.

Computing

2008-07-29T14:45:00.001-04:00

Computing

I’m not really a big fan of remotely hosted servers.

Patriotism

2008-07-29T08:21:00.001-04:00

Patriotism

If the city is going to fly flags off every telephone poll, or every other telephone poll, they should check them once a week or so to make sure they are in good repair, hanging correctly, not caught up in nails or telephone lines, etc.

The Earth Mother

2008-07-29T08:20:00.001-04:00

The Earth Mother

Doesn’t exist. Get over it, hippy/crunchy/pal.

Orange Slices

2008-07-28T14:25:00.001-04:00

Orange Slices

Why do I feel the need to eat a bunch of them right after lunch? I’m really going to crash when the sugar’s gone!

Pet Mores

2008-07-28T08:14:00.001-04:00

How messed up would it be if, when your pet died, you bought the same breed and gender and gave the new pet the same name as the old?

Let The Good Times Roll

2008-07-28T07:04:00.002-04:00

This Blogger account is a place for me to send quick thoughts I have throughout the day.