Zomibe

Mindless work is still work.

Texting

If you’re sent an invitation via text, it is perfectly acceptable to decline via text.

Banana Phone

Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?

Trouble

Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?

Estimatating

When you ask someone to wait “two seconds,” you’re setting yourself up for failure.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

I really haven’t been Rickrolled in a while…

Runaway!

It’s funny how little kids take off from their parents although they have no idea where they’re heading.

Toilets

I don’t like those toilets that, when you flush them, splash up droplets onto the toilet seat.  That’s poor design.

Babies

Why is it everyone makes over a baby like they’ve never seen one before?