Banana Phone

Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?

Trouble

Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?

Estimatating

When you ask someone to wait “two seconds,” you’re setting yourself up for failure.

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

I really haven’t been Rickrolled in a while…

Runaway!

It’s funny how little kids take off from their parents although they have no idea where they’re heading.

Toilets

I don’t like those toilets that, when you flush them, splash up droplets onto the toilet seat.  That’s poor design.

Babies

Why is it everyone makes over a baby like they’ve never seen one before?

Oh, No

Today may be the day my head explodes!

Squirrel Crossing

I’m glad the squirrel used the crosswalk this morning.  S Main Street can get pretty busy!

Celebration

I should grow a beard for Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.

Snacks

100 Calorie snack bags might be good…if you’re a bird.