The place for some quick thoughts as they hit me throughout the day.
My goal is to stay sane the rest of the day. Am I setting my sights to low…or too high?
They should only come out when the bottle is squeezed. *wiping forehead*
You know how some geniuses are absent minded? I think that’s me.
Mindless work is still work.
If you’re sent an invitation via text, it is perfectly acceptable to decline via text.
Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?
Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?
When you ask someone to wait “two seconds,” you’re setting yourself up for failure.