7/01/2010

Goals

My goal is to stay sane the rest of the day.  Am I setting my sights to lowor too high?

6/17/2010

Eye Drops

They should only come out when the bottle is squeezed.  *wiping forehead*

9/29/2009

Zomibe

Mindless work is still work.

8/11/2009

Texting

If youre sent an invitation via text, it is perfectly acceptable to decline via text.

6/10/2009

Banana Phone

Does pretending to use your banana as a phone ever stop being funny?

Trouble

Should you really give your child a first name that rhymes with your last name?

6/01/2009

Estimatating

When you ask someone to wait two seconds, youre setting yourself up for failure.