8/30/2008
Road Trip
8/28/2008
They Call Me the Count
Six. Six bluejays out back of the house around the tree with the bird feeder this morning.
8/26/2008
8/20/2008
8/19/2008
I Really Have Use the Bathroom
8/18/2008
Who Decides?
Who says eagles are more majestic than houseflies? Who gets to decide these things?
There's No Going Back
Once you tell someone how you really feel about something, you shouldn’t pretend thereafter that you feel any differently.
8/15/2008
8/14/2008
Wonder
I wonder why those people are moving. And I wonder why they left a pink folding chair in their driveway.
Inadequate Memory
I can only remember the gist of conversations from just last night. Why can’t I remember specifics?
8/11/2008
It's almost lunch time
I should really stop munching on sugary orange slices.
I Rule
Astigmatism occurs when the cornea is shaped more like an oblong football than a spherical baseball, which is the normal shape.
8/06/2008
M&Ms
Peanut M&Ms are fell beasts, responding only to the lashing of the tongue and the grinding of the teeth.
Peanut Butter
Apparently Brewer is utterly devoid of PB delivery services. Eric will live.
8/04/2008
We Rolled To A Stop at the Intersection
8/02/2008
Animal Crackers
8/01/2008
Themes
The punishment for disobedience strikes again.