Road Trip

We're heading to Belfast today, as that is where my wife's clinicals will be held.  We have no idea where the hospital is.  Should be fun.

They Call Me the Count

Six.  Six bluejays out back of the house around the tree with the bird feeder this morning.

Too Much Planning?

I usually plan my bedtime snacks much earlier in the day.

Effort

Some people put so much effort into not working that they should just get a job.

I Really Have Use the Bathroom

My shoes are wet and drying in front of the heater. My socks are dry. I have to use the bathroom, but don’t want to get my feet wet again.

I Could Be Wrong

I think mimes set their own hours.

Who Decides?

Who says eagles are more majestic than houseflies?  Who gets to decide these things?

There's No Going Back

Once you tell someone how you really feel about something, you shouldn’t pretend thereafter that you feel any differently.

The Bathroom Sink

Is unclogged. Thank you Google, About.com, duct tape, and plunger.

Wonder

I wonder why those people are moving.  And I wonder why they left a pink folding chair in their driveway.

Inadequate Memory

I can only remember the gist of conversations from just last night.  Why can’t I remember specifics?

It's almost lunch time

I should really stop munching on sugary orange slices.

I Rule

Astigmatism occurs when the cornea is shaped more like an oblong football than a spherical baseball, which is the normal shape.

Mountain Dew Splatters

Hey!  Watch that pull tab!

Infectious Drool

Is a great name for a band.

M&Ms

Peanut M&Ms are fell beasts, responding only to the lashing of the tongue and the grinding of the teeth.

Peanut Butter

Apparently Brewer is utterly devoid of PB delivery services.  Eric will live.

We Rolled To A Stop at the Intersection

And all the students on the bus started chanting "One way street! One way street!"

Animal Crackers

I'm so full of animal crackers that if I burped right now, a zebra would probably come out.

Keep Walking

I hate making assumptions about people walking down the sidewalk.

Themes

The central theme of any modern fantasy life scenario seems to be not having to work.

The punishment for disobedience strikes again.

I'm Hearing Voices

It’s difficult to distinguish young boy from young girl voices.

Life's Questions

What do you swallow if you think you"re choking on bread?