My Morning

Brush with PreviDent 5000, scrape the tongue, floss the teeth, rinse with ACT Restoring, apply MI Paste Plus with calcium and fluoride.

I Am A Man!

I used a two-ton floor jack to replace my broken seven inch bed lift.

Police Officers

I wonder if police officers get frustrated constantly driving behind people who are driving the speed limit.

Speed

I added Formula 2 to my Formula 1 car.  Now it runs twice as fast.