Parody

You fell victim to one of the classicly quoted movies. The most famous is: "The Princess Bride" But, only slightly less well known is this: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail!”

(Ni)

Metrics

Converting from time to decimals is dumb.

Also

I’m parked across the median from “T-A”.  I shall say no more.

Harassment?

I never feel quite comfortable coming into work and parking next to the BMW with the license plate “SHAGBAG.”

Titles

Why is my title “Patient Representative”?  I don’t represent the patients.  I’m pretty sure I’m constantly told that I represent the hospital…

That Wouldn't Have Worked

There was a call in tonight, so I had to stay late.  Either way, I miss most of the sun on this, the only sunny day of the week.

Missed Opportunity

If I would have known how nice the weather was going to be today, I would have come to work early so I could get out early.

Computer Clean-Up

I need to brush up on my clean up skills.  Specifically, memory hogging applications, spyware/viruses/Trojans/etc, and registry clean up.  To start.

Computing

I’m not really a big fan of remotely hosted servers.

Patriotism

If the city is going to fly flags off every telephone poll, or every other telephone poll, they should check them once a week or so to make sure they are in good repair, hanging correctly, not caught up in nails or telephone lines, etc.

The Earth Mother

Doesn’t exist.  Get over it, hippy/crunchy/pal.

Orange Slices

Why do I feel the need to eat a bunch of them right after lunch?  I’m really going to crash when the sugar’s gone!

Pet Mores

How messed up would it be if, when your pet died, you bought the same breed and gender and gave the new pet the same name as the old?

Let The Good Times Roll

This Blogger account is a place for me to send quick thoughts I have throughout the day.