Last One Out, Turn Off the Lights

You wouldn’t even know if you were the last person on earth.  How could you?

Bureaucracy

Bureaucracy stifles life.

Fred or Rick

Do people named Frederick every go by Rick instead of Fred?

Fluids

I don’t think snot itself has DNA, but I could be wrong.

Judgement

Yes, I mentally judge you when you are still 8 feet away from me, but are overpowering me with raunchy cigarette smell.  I’m sorry, and I’m trying to do better.

Eden

I wonder if Adam and Eve had to sleep.

Regeneration

I just found a gummy worm in my bag.  I wonder if I dropped a piece in yesterday and it grew overnight.

Debate

I'm so bad at arguing, I couldn't convince someone of something they already wholeheartedly believed in.

Cool

This morning on the way to work I was behind a small, green car with the license plate KNG KUPA.

Question of the Day

What doesn't Firefox automatic spellchecker recognize contractions?

Belfast

The Mr Paperback cafe has wireless internet.  Sweet.

Strange

Tell me, again, why I keep Kryptonite in my office…

Sleep

I need more than 4 hours a night.

Happy Birthday!

To Eric of RLI Solutions and Brick Labs.

Weight

I hadn't checked me weight in a while.  I've lost 5 lbs.  Sweet.

To End Confusion

Now might be the time to get rid of pronouns.

Fiction

I’m not exactly R.A. Salvatore.

Reentering the Real World

It's only been a few days off, but I feel out of touch with the working world already.

Road Trip

We're heading to Belfast today, as that is where my wife's clinicals will be held.  We have no idea where the hospital is.  Should be fun.

They Call Me the Count

Six.  Six bluejays out back of the house around the tree with the bird feeder this morning.